I’ve recently fell in love with misquotes. First I found a page with possible solutions for the perenial dilemma “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Buddha

The fish.

Salvador Dali

It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Darwin

For fun.

Epicurus

To die. In the Rain.

Ernest Hemingway

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, chicken were crossing roads, chicken were staying behind…

Charles Dickens

Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

Isaac Newton

Then, after finding out about Pinterest (by the way, you can follow me somewhere on this page. Search for it if you want to). I found this awesome misquote by Abraham Lincoln.

Hipster Abraham.

I realised its potential and I did a some misquoting of my own:

John “The Prophet” Lennon

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