I’ve recently fell in love with misquotes. First I found a page with possible solutions for the perenial dilemma “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
To die. In the Rain.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, chicken were crossing roads, chicken were staying behind…
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Then, after finding out about Pinterest (by the way, you can follow me somewhere on this page. Search for it if you want to). I found this awesome misquote by Abraham Lincoln.
I realised its potential and I did a some misquoting of my own: